Salinger

literarystarbucks:

J.D. Salinger goes up to the counter and orders an iced skinny flavored latte. He pays for it, but when the barista tries to give it to him, he instead attempts to engage her in conversation, claiming that he didn’t really want the coffee in the first place. Also, everyone is a phony.

jpnvines:

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

Shepard did everything right. More than we could’ve hoped for.

simsgonewrong:

my sims husband just died and she is not wasting any time finding a new man (or genderless creature of death)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

The Year Is 2094…

omercifulheaves:

The Kojima A.I. system begins working on Metal Gear Solid 32.

"This will be my last as director," it tells the gaming press.

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